A week ago, I received news that someone, whom I'd like to call Aspy, has been blaming me for all the misfortunes of his messed up love life. One of the things that struck me is when he said, "Konti na lang, papatulan ko na siya (referring to me)". And I'm like, "Koya, what are you going to do to me? Pull my hair? Call me names? Make up stories about me? You don't even have proof that I was defaming you."
For a guy nearing the end of his early adulthood, I was expecting a civilized confrontation. Unfortunately, what he did has got to be the most juvenile thing that a grown (or partially grown) man can do because only 10 year old kids respond in such a way.
When I first heard the news, I got frustrated by his remark that I wanted to come up to him and slap the stupid out his face because I hate stupid arguments. But then I realized that he might cry and drown me in his tears. There's no freaking way that I'm swimming in that. LOL.
A few people who knows the sordid tale of Aspy's love life resorted to psychoanalysis. Since I also like to psychoanalyze because it justifies my need to "understand where people are coming from", I was open to their opinions.
MMA Koya gives his two cents, "He knows he's at fault at what happened between you two and he couldn't accept it. Nasaktan yun kaya nagputa para hindi halata. Tangina, bakit ba mo ba kasi iniwan? Nawalan tuloy ng direksyon ang buhay nya simula ng iniwan mo kaya ayan, ikaw ang nasisisi *laughs like a hyena on crack*"
"You're the one that got away kaya sya nagpuputa at nagpapapansin ng ganyan," Snow White said.
Sosy Boy Senior says, in verbatim, "You broke his heart when you left him but he wants you back. However, he doesn't have the balls to tell you that he wants you back so he resorted to this lowblow. Yun nga lang, it was his fault so he deserves this somehow."
"Iniwan mo kasi kaya siya nagkakaganyan. HAHAHAHAHAHA," contributed Sosy Boy Junior.
Well even if it was me to begin with, he should get his act together and get his head out of his ass and stop being such a pussy. And with that, I dedicate this song to Aspy, who seems to be stuck in an emotional rut. His attitude is an important example for psychoanalysis that's why he deserves a blog post from me so that everyone will know how NOT to act when you're a 30 year old guy.
