Note: I typed this out in sheer anger. I posted this earlier in Facebook because I really wanted to vent. However, I left out some details with regards to the person's identity. Since it's over and done, and a few people actually read my posts, I'm going to post the whole thing here because it's my blog and I am entitled to vent.
Oh how mature! Lels.
Dear Early Menopausal Dipshit,
Oh hello. Thank you so much for yelling, it really got me going right there. I know you must be tired from saving lives all day but excuse me for asking in the most impolite of ways but I would really like to know what the fuck your problem is.
This is the second time that you pulled that crass act on me despite my calm and good mannered approach. Twice is too much, actually.
You see, I can't really tell my resident and consultant that you told me to wait for all your toxicity to be over before you deal with the patient because if I did, it shows two things:
- I'm an imbecile
- You're an ass.
Technically, your toxicity drama will never end and I can't wait for you forever. If you don't want to do it, just say no instead of giving me shitty excuses in the most unorthodox way possible. I can take a hint. As Sweet Brown said: "Ain't nobody got time for that"...
...because we really don't have the luxury of waiting forever, especially my resident and consultant. Go tell that to their faces because:
- I'm not an imbecile
- You're actually an ass
- I only wait for the one who is my "one true love".
I may be a lowly intern but I know that a blood glucose level of 395mg/dl is enough to warrant your attention. If it were just me, I would've inserted a fucking IV line of PNSS 1L fast drip so I will not bother you from your toxicity. Since we're following some protocol, I have to course it through you but you were an ass so fuck you.
I'm sorry I got really cranky. It's because you are such an annoying little prick.
Seriously, where is all that vitriol coming from? It seems to me that you pick on me whenever I wear a skirt. If you're mulling over the fact that you're not the only one that rocks a skirt in the ER anymore, don't let my tight-in-the-ass-bandage skirts get to you. I just wear those skirts and dresses because it's ridiculously hot in our department, like someone turned on the thermostat into hell settings.
If you have a problem with me wearing skirts, I give you the liberty to wear shorter skirts than mine. Pick the one that barely covers your ass then you can go play in traffic. Or better yet, you can go fuck yourself.
That's one useful unsolicited advice. You're welcome.
Oh and another thing, that nice girl show after you have butchered me over nothing does not entitle you immunity from my anger. In fact, it enrages me even more because it goes to show that you are really picking on me. Since I won't be rotated in your department really soon, I just have to force myself to smile and not to punch you in the face. Because if I did punch you, you will make my life a living hell. And I don't like that to happen.
And with that I bid adieu, saying: fuck you very much.
Your obedient servant,
sugar_baroness